Flat Bats
In case you haven’t noticed, we are scuffling. The offense has gone south since the 20-run win in St. Louis on Friday the 13th.
Perhaps it is time to do something drastic. Offense starts with bats so let’s do something with those pieces of wood:
**Burn them in a bonfire.
**Invite a colony of termites for a feast.
**Sell them to a toothpick factory.
**Dip them in The Bull’s spicy barbeque sauce.
**Stick them in a freezer to make them harder.
**Drape them with flowers as a sign of affection.
**Send them back to the forest.
**Grind them into kitty litter.
**Flatten them into roars.
Other creative ideas?
Phillies Insider
build the bandwagon that we’ll soon be jumping off! glad we had a great start!
Donate them to amputee pirates to replace their peg-legs? Well, maybe if we can sqeak out one more win here this week, we’ll consider putting those bats to better use
) Go Phillies!
Jenn
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